tiistai 25. tammikuuta 2011

Islamic irony

Muslim stand-up comic Goffaq Yussef . May be a sign of peace when we start hearing humor from a Palestinian perspective....

Good evening gentlemen, and get out, ladies.

On my flight to New York there must have been an Israeli in the bathroom the entire time. There was a sign on the door that said, "Occupied."

What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes? Nothing! You told her twice already!

How many Palestinians does it take to change a light bulb? None! They sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews for it!

Did you hear about the Broadway play, "The Palestinians"? It bombed!

What do you call a first-time offender in SaudiArabia ? Lefty!

Did you hear about the Muslim strip club? It features full facial nudity!

Why do Palestinians find it convenient to live on the West Bank ? Because it's just a stone's throw from Israel!

Why are Palestinian boys luckier than American boys? Because every Palestinian boy will get to join a rock group!

A Palestinian suspect was being grilled by Israeli police. "Honest, I'm not a suicide bomber," he said. "I didn't say I wanted to blow myself up so I could sleep with 72 virgins. All I said was, 'I'm dying to get laid!'"

What does the sign say above the nursery in a Palestinian maternity ward? "Live ammunition."

Palestinian girl says to her mommy: "After Abdul blows himself up, can I have his room?"

2 kommenttia:

KGS kirjoitti...

He should do the act with a paper bag over his


heh :-)

Kumitonttu kirjoitti...

Good evening KGS!

Or his head will be put in a bag :(