lauantai 30. maaliskuuta 2013

Chag samayach

The Geography of a Woman

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.


Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran, ruled by a pair of nuts.

2 kommenttia:

L.K. Nelson kirjoitti...

Zischen pesach, kumitonttu.

Jaska Brown kirjoitti...

Olen kuullut saman tässä muodossa:
Nainen on...
...15-vuotiaana tutkimaton kuin Afrikka.
...20-vuotiaana kuuma kuin Aasia.
...25-vuotiaana tunteellinen kuin Etelä-Amerikka.
...30-vuotiaana teknillinen kuin Pohjois-Amerikka.
...35-vuotiaana rappeutunut kuin Eurooppa.
...40-vuotiaana syrjässä kuin Australia.
...45-vuotiaana kylmä kuin Antarktis.
Mies on...
...15-75 -vuotiaana kuin Pohjois-Korea - mulkku päättää kaikesta.